Thursday, May 18, 2006

These Are A Few of My Least Favorite Things

In an homage to The Sound of Music...

Waiting in long lines at Target or Walmart
Squeaky loose wheels on my HEB cart
Discovering my car door is covered in dings
These are a few of my least favorite things

Wasting two hours in the doctor's office
Only to find out that it's just a virus
Searching through trash cans to find my lost ring
These are a few of my least favorite things

E-mail spam and annoying chain letters
Getting a snag on my brand new silk sweater
Roasting in carpool when it's ninety degrees
Things are a few of my least favorite things

Toenail fungus, toddler tantrums,
TV shows that are crass and impure
When I'm depressed by my least favorite things,
I ask God to bring the rapture.

2 comments:

jeff said...

love it!
Since I'm a sound of music junkie, I feel particularly moved by your rendition.
Great blogging over-all--you always were a very good writer.
Looking forward to seeing you next month.

Jeff (jefe)

stace said...

LOL, Chelse! Brilliant! Oh that toenail fungus...